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Week 3 Recap
By Wes Pettebone
(posted Friday, September 9, 2022)
Week 3 provided the most points scored this season, an overtime game, and a heavyweight survival! We found out there are 2 bandos in the league on the players page. Guys are leaving their current teams to be paid to play on teams of equal or lesser value.Rumor has it Mama Nyzio brings all the boys to the RAPTORS! DCFFL is getting wild this year! This week we enter 4 weeks of Cross-division play! Now lets get to the game by game recap of week 3!
*EDITORS NOTE* Articles are satire and meant to be funny. Half Truths and Half lies. This should not be taken seriously but if you cant handle the heat, please message us the following message and we will not mention you: “Dear Wes, Please refrain from using my name, zinging me, and/or trashing me. I have a fragile mind and I can’t handle it.”
Silent Assassins 64
The Raptors 0
Raptor get extinct by the Assassins!
“Ain’t no way in hell we losing by 52!” quoted Co-Captain Tony T-rex Nyzio. He was right! The Assassins who were without Nightrain and captain Merc, kept their high flying offense going with a 64-0 onslaught. Live Watson was perfect on the day going 10/10 with 6 touchdown passes. Live now has 16 touchdown Passes to 0 interceptions. Dlron Simmons accounted for 6 of those receptions and 3 touchdowns. He also had a defensive touchdown on the day. Jay Mensah would add 2 receptions and 2 touchdowns that went along with his 2 interceptions. New man and XFFL Prez, Demetri aka The Prez had 2 sacks and a rushing touchdown in his debut. The Prez gave love and praise to the DCFFL community. Defensively, the Assassins had Ronald Perogi baking with 8 total sacks. Ryan Waters, finally led the sack sheet with 3 on the day. There was not much the Raptors did on the day. Coming of their 1st win, they got sent back down to earth. The Assassins start a 3 game skid where they will face MOB, Heavyweights, and PYMB. Will they continue to blow out their opponents or will the Assassins have to fight for a victory. Should be an interesting 3 weeks for the Assassins. They will be out several Key defensive players including captain Merc for some of these games. We will find out if the vinless Assassins can get the job done or not. Rumor Mill has it Mama Nyzio brings all the Underdawgs to the Raptors! Big T offering $25/ week to unhappy Dawgs.
Pylon Your Mom's Busch 32
Grandma's Pain Train 6
Mom’s Busch bounces back vs. Grandma’s Train
Grandma’s Pain Train experiment of combining is still off to a rough start. They drop to 0-3 on the year after a 32-6 loss this week. GPT lone touchdown came on a rushing touchdown by Mo Richardson who also led GPT with 4 receptions. Outside that, PYMB used 5 sacks and an interception to keep GPT from moving the ball. PYMB boasts the 2nd best scoring defense in the league at this point only allowing 12 points. They were led by D-nite and Josh Gresh who each had 2 sacks respectively. Justin Francis had a solid performance going 15/23 and 5 total touchdowns. His touchdown passes went to Kyle Jenikins, Ty Russell, and Josh Gresh. Both teams have cross-division games coming up. Can GPT get in the win Column vs the Outlaws(2-1) this week?
Heavyweights 34
The Mob 28
Mob blow 14 point lead to reigning champs
DB/WR Ryan Womack declared after week 1 that “no one” was scoring on the Heavyweight D. The Mob put up 28 points , Mr. Womack let up 2 of those scores in the 1st half to Malachai Williams who led mob with 3 receptions and 2 touchdowns. Mob built a 22-14 halftime lead but the Heavyweights put the clamps down and shut down Williams and only allowed 6 points as they mounted the comeback victory. Garry with 2 R’s was 12/18 with 3 touchdowns on the day. Malik “I wanna be MJ” Kaleta led the D with 2 interceptions to keep Mob close. However, Heavyweights would outscore MOB 34-14 after Mobs initial 2 drives. Nick Dye was 16/22 with 5 total touchdowns; 3 passing, 2 rushing. Heavy was led on offense by Russ Monroe and Bobby Parada who combined for 11 receptions and 2 touchdowns. Vinnie Cirello was held out of the end zone again despite his 6 catches. After the Game, The Mob was busy pulling transactions and have signed Willie Beaman to a contract and were crying to get Bando #2 Khari Carson. The Mob turned some heads but rumor has it Captain Dye had the guys out 'til 3am. Russ Monroe went down with an Injury and rumor is his year may be over. That would be a huge loss for not only the Heavyweights but the league in general.
Outlaws 18
Underdawgs 12 OT
Outlaws escape the dawgs
In a big division battle, the Outlaws were able to win in OT vs the 0-3 dismantling team, the Underdawgs. Underdawgs had a lot of promise coming in to the season. Outside their blowout loss to the Assassins, they’ve only lost the other 2 games by 10 points combined. The dawgs are losing several players this week who have opted out of contracts with Rivas. Khari Carson aka Bando #2, Jaylen Stockton, and Rashaun Jackson are notable names leaving. Messages were shared that Carson was offer $25/game to leave the Underdawgs! Hopefully Rivas can find replacements to field a team this week. Devin Robbins led UD with 2 touchdowns this game but it wasn't enough as the outlaws led by Larry Anderscavage had 2 touchdowns himself and Mykell Powel punched in a 3rd to be the difference maker. Rattier was 8/19 and 2 touchdowns for the OL. Outlaws open up cross-divisional play with GPT who is looking for their 1st win. Underdawgs take on PYMB.
Week 4 Preview & Predictions
Pylon Your Mom's Busch (2-1) vs. Underdawgs (0-3)
PYMB comes in with the 2nd ranked defense and 3rd ranked offense. PYMB has been a force on the defensive side leading the league in total team sacks(21). The Underdawgs are still looking for their 1st win this season after disappointing losses 12-8 and 18-12 in overtime. However, seem some internal trouble is brewing for UD so expect the losses to pile up and PYMB to run away with the victory this week.
Nasty Nate’s Lines and Pick:
Over/under: 40.5
Underdawgs 21 PYMB 20
OVER
Wes PIcks:
PYMB 36
UD 6
Silent Assassins (3-0) vs. The Mob (1-2)
The Mob come into this game after a narrow loss to reigning champs, the Heavyweights. The loss gave Mob some confidence and fuel. Never saw a team lose yet be happy with the result. The Mob is averaging 18 points per game and defensively letting up 25.6 points per game. Is The Mob for real? We will see as they take on the leagues #1 offense and Defense. They’re QB has been almost flawless through 3 games this season leading the league in touchdown passes. Assassins will be missing a few guys this week but expect the Assassins to bring the Mob back to reality silently.
Nasty Nate’s Lines and Pick:
Over/under: 49.5
SA 40 MOB 12
OVER
Wes PIcks:
SA 42
MOB 0
Outlaws (2-1) vs. Grandma's Pain Train (0-3)
Grandma’s Pain Train is still looking for their 1st win. However, a struggling offense who average 6.3 pints a game is not the answer. Possibly a QB change is in order to get this offense going. Outlaws come into this game scoring 14 points per game while only allowing 19 points per game. On paper this game can come down to the final possession depending what outlaws show up.
Nasty Nate’s Lines and Pick:
Over/under: 42.5
Outlaws 28 GPT 6
Under
Wes PIcks:
Outlaws 13
GPT 12
Heavyweights (3-0) vs. Raptors (1-2)
The Raptors got blown out last week after earning their franchises 1st victory the week before. However, The raptors boast the leagues worst offense and defense in the league. But maybe the new contracts their offering will boost both. Heavyweights survived a scare last week that most thought would be a blowout. HW come in with the leagues 2nd ranked offense and 3rd ranked defense. If they’re not hungover or injured, HW will dominate this game.
Nasty Nate’s Lines and Pick:
Over/under: 47.5
HW 42 RAPtors 0
Under
Wes PIcks:
HW 48
Raptors 0
Team Rankings (POINTS PER GAME)
Offense Defense
TOTAL TD’S(OFF) SACKS INT
1. SA 19 1. PYMB 21 1. HW 6
2. HW 10 2. SA 19 2. SA 4
3. PYMBB 8 3. HW 15 2. GPT 4
3. MOB 8 4. OL 13 2. MOB 4
5. OL 7 5. UD 8 5. UD 3
6. UD 5 6. MOB 7 5. RAP 3
7. GPT 3 7. RAP 2 7. PYMBB 2
8. RAP 2 8. GPT 1 8. OL 1
*EDITORS NOTE* Articles are satire and meant to be funny. Half Truths and Half lies. This should not be taken seriously but if you cant handle the heat, please message us the following message and we will not mention you: “Dear Wes, Please refrain from using my name, zinging me, and/or trashing me. I have a fragile mind and I can’t handle it.”
Silent Assassins 64
The Raptors 0
Raptor get extinct by the Assassins!
“Ain’t no way in hell we losing by 52!” quoted Co-Captain Tony T-rex Nyzio. He was right! The Assassins who were without Nightrain and captain Merc, kept their high flying offense going with a 64-0 onslaught. Live Watson was perfect on the day going 10/10 with 6 touchdown passes. Live now has 16 touchdown Passes to 0 interceptions. Dlron Simmons accounted for 6 of those receptions and 3 touchdowns. He also had a defensive touchdown on the day. Jay Mensah would add 2 receptions and 2 touchdowns that went along with his 2 interceptions. New man and XFFL Prez, Demetri aka The Prez had 2 sacks and a rushing touchdown in his debut. The Prez gave love and praise to the DCFFL community. Defensively, the Assassins had Ronald Perogi baking with 8 total sacks. Ryan Waters, finally led the sack sheet with 3 on the day. There was not much the Raptors did on the day. Coming of their 1st win, they got sent back down to earth. The Assassins start a 3 game skid where they will face MOB, Heavyweights, and PYMB. Will they continue to blow out their opponents or will the Assassins have to fight for a victory. Should be an interesting 3 weeks for the Assassins. They will be out several Key defensive players including captain Merc for some of these games. We will find out if the vinless Assassins can get the job done or not. Rumor Mill has it Mama Nyzio brings all the Underdawgs to the Raptors! Big T offering $25/ week to unhappy Dawgs.
Pylon Your Mom's Busch 32
Grandma's Pain Train 6
Mom’s Busch bounces back vs. Grandma’s Train
Grandma’s Pain Train experiment of combining is still off to a rough start. They drop to 0-3 on the year after a 32-6 loss this week. GPT lone touchdown came on a rushing touchdown by Mo Richardson who also led GPT with 4 receptions. Outside that, PYMB used 5 sacks and an interception to keep GPT from moving the ball. PYMB boasts the 2nd best scoring defense in the league at this point only allowing 12 points. They were led by D-nite and Josh Gresh who each had 2 sacks respectively. Justin Francis had a solid performance going 15/23 and 5 total touchdowns. His touchdown passes went to Kyle Jenikins, Ty Russell, and Josh Gresh. Both teams have cross-division games coming up. Can GPT get in the win Column vs the Outlaws(2-1) this week?
Heavyweights 34
The Mob 28
Mob blow 14 point lead to reigning champs
DB/WR Ryan Womack declared after week 1 that “no one” was scoring on the Heavyweight D. The Mob put up 28 points , Mr. Womack let up 2 of those scores in the 1st half to Malachai Williams who led mob with 3 receptions and 2 touchdowns. Mob built a 22-14 halftime lead but the Heavyweights put the clamps down and shut down Williams and only allowed 6 points as they mounted the comeback victory. Garry with 2 R’s was 12/18 with 3 touchdowns on the day. Malik “I wanna be MJ” Kaleta led the D with 2 interceptions to keep Mob close. However, Heavyweights would outscore MOB 34-14 after Mobs initial 2 drives. Nick Dye was 16/22 with 5 total touchdowns; 3 passing, 2 rushing. Heavy was led on offense by Russ Monroe and Bobby Parada who combined for 11 receptions and 2 touchdowns. Vinnie Cirello was held out of the end zone again despite his 6 catches. After the Game, The Mob was busy pulling transactions and have signed Willie Beaman to a contract and were crying to get Bando #2 Khari Carson. The Mob turned some heads but rumor has it Captain Dye had the guys out 'til 3am. Russ Monroe went down with an Injury and rumor is his year may be over. That would be a huge loss for not only the Heavyweights but the league in general.
Outlaws 18
Underdawgs 12 OT
Outlaws escape the dawgs
In a big division battle, the Outlaws were able to win in OT vs the 0-3 dismantling team, the Underdawgs. Underdawgs had a lot of promise coming in to the season. Outside their blowout loss to the Assassins, they’ve only lost the other 2 games by 10 points combined. The dawgs are losing several players this week who have opted out of contracts with Rivas. Khari Carson aka Bando #2, Jaylen Stockton, and Rashaun Jackson are notable names leaving. Messages were shared that Carson was offer $25/game to leave the Underdawgs! Hopefully Rivas can find replacements to field a team this week. Devin Robbins led UD with 2 touchdowns this game but it wasn't enough as the outlaws led by Larry Anderscavage had 2 touchdowns himself and Mykell Powel punched in a 3rd to be the difference maker. Rattier was 8/19 and 2 touchdowns for the OL. Outlaws open up cross-divisional play with GPT who is looking for their 1st win. Underdawgs take on PYMB.
Week 4 Preview & Predictions
Pylon Your Mom's Busch (2-1) vs. Underdawgs (0-3)
PYMB comes in with the 2nd ranked defense and 3rd ranked offense. PYMB has been a force on the defensive side leading the league in total team sacks(21). The Underdawgs are still looking for their 1st win this season after disappointing losses 12-8 and 18-12 in overtime. However, seem some internal trouble is brewing for UD so expect the losses to pile up and PYMB to run away with the victory this week.
Nasty Nate’s Lines and Pick:
Over/under: 40.5
Underdawgs 21 PYMB 20
OVER
Wes PIcks:
PYMB 36
UD 6
Silent Assassins (3-0) vs. The Mob (1-2)
The Mob come into this game after a narrow loss to reigning champs, the Heavyweights. The loss gave Mob some confidence and fuel. Never saw a team lose yet be happy with the result. The Mob is averaging 18 points per game and defensively letting up 25.6 points per game. Is The Mob for real? We will see as they take on the leagues #1 offense and Defense. They’re QB has been almost flawless through 3 games this season leading the league in touchdown passes. Assassins will be missing a few guys this week but expect the Assassins to bring the Mob back to reality silently.
Nasty Nate’s Lines and Pick:
Over/under: 49.5
SA 40 MOB 12
OVER
Wes PIcks:
SA 42
MOB 0
Outlaws (2-1) vs. Grandma's Pain Train (0-3)
Grandma’s Pain Train is still looking for their 1st win. However, a struggling offense who average 6.3 pints a game is not the answer. Possibly a QB change is in order to get this offense going. Outlaws come into this game scoring 14 points per game while only allowing 19 points per game. On paper this game can come down to the final possession depending what outlaws show up.
Nasty Nate’s Lines and Pick:
Over/under: 42.5
Outlaws 28 GPT 6
Under
Wes PIcks:
Outlaws 13
GPT 12
Heavyweights (3-0) vs. Raptors (1-2)
The Raptors got blown out last week after earning their franchises 1st victory the week before. However, The raptors boast the leagues worst offense and defense in the league. But maybe the new contracts their offering will boost both. Heavyweights survived a scare last week that most thought would be a blowout. HW come in with the leagues 2nd ranked offense and 3rd ranked defense. If they’re not hungover or injured, HW will dominate this game.
Nasty Nate’s Lines and Pick:
Over/under: 47.5
HW 42 RAPtors 0
Under
Wes PIcks:
HW 48
Raptors 0
Team Rankings (POINTS PER GAME)
Offense Defense
- Silent Assassins 49.3 1. Silent Assassins 2
- Heavyweights 25.6 2. PYMB 4
- PYMB 21.3 3. HEAVYWEIGHTS 10
- MOB 18 4.OUTLAWS 19
- OUTLAWS 14 5.UNDERDAWGS 25.3
- UNDERDAWGS 8.6 6. MOB 25.6
- GPT 6.3 7. GPT 31.6
- RAPTORS 6 8. RAPTORS 33.3
TOTAL TD’S(OFF) SACKS INT
1. SA 19 1. PYMB 21 1. HW 6
2. HW 10 2. SA 19 2. SA 4
3. PYMBB 8 3. HW 15 2. GPT 4
3. MOB 8 4. OL 13 2. MOB 4
5. OL 7 5. UD 8 5. UD 3
6. UD 5 6. MOB 7 5. RAP 3
7. GPT 3 7. RAP 2 7. PYMBB 2
8. RAP 2 8. GPT 1 8. OL 1
Week 2 Recap
By Wes Pettebone
(posted Thursday, September 1, 2022)
Week 2 had no major surprises. This weeks article is about to get SPICY! Two teams each respectively remain undefeated and winless. Did Vinnie Cirello make the right move? What team has the most GEFA warriors? Who is Rell Bando? When will Pop play another game? Jay Mensah YouTube subscribers wanted. Mama Nyzio gets Tony his first win!
Raptors 12 Underdawgs 8
Tony tops Rivas!
Raptors WIN! Raptors WIN! MaMA Nyzio gets Big T his 1st win that was not a forfeit. Nyzio led teams finished 1-9 and 0-10 the last 2 seasons with their only win via forfeit. Underdawgs came into the year showing a lot of promise and Captain Rivas was expecting a good season yet an 0-2 has the Underdawgs down in the dumps! Despite getting 7 total team sacks, the Underdawgs could not stop QB Ronald Periogi when it counted most. Ronald accounted for both touchdowns for the Raptors, running in both. Pierogi credited former GAR Head Coach Paul Weidlich for teaching him the read option which proved to be the difference make and earn the Raptors their 1st win! This game did not produce much more then that, both teams combined for only 9 receptions and 3 interceptions. If either team wants to push for the playoffs, they need to produce offensively. Khairi Carson was window shopping after the game and Assassins captain told him to wait until next year.
Silent Assassin Warriors 40 Popless Outlaws 0
Dunkin Donuts! Dunkin Donuts!
Assassins improve to 2-0 on the year with a dismantling of the popless Outlaws. Captain Pop Pop Williams was missing for the 2nd week in a row. He drops to 0-4 lifetime vs Captain Merc and the Assassins. In 3 seasons, Captain Williams has 2 receptions and is 1 for 1 passing, Pop has not played in a game since 2019 according to our record books if anyone was following on the players page. Pop has more facebook stats on the FFPP and he does bring a whole lot of spice to the players page and we thank Pop for his contributions. Now the game was ALL ASSASSINS ALL GAME! Live Watson continued his dominance going 9/11 and 6 total touchdowns. Zahir Dunell caught 5 passes for 3 touchdowns to lead the offensive assault. Defensively, the Assassins totaled 9 sacks and 7 of those sacks coming from guys over the age of 37. The captain whose looking like a meatball these days still managed 2 sacks but he credits the all stars around him. Nick Budzyn led the D with 3 sacks in his 2022 season debut. The outlaws were led by QB Eric Rattier who went 12/19 and 1 INT. Lucky Williams AKA Ducky Williams made his season debut late in the game going 1 for 3 with a Duck. Antonie Hinkle is rumored to being in talks with the Assassins next season.
Heavyweightz 6 Pylon Your Mom's Busch 2
Heavyweights win the Defensive Battle
Heavyweightz overcame a heavyweight less offensive line that allowed 9 sacks to pull out the week 2 victory and improve to 2-0. Nicky 5 downs was 13/16 with 1 TD to Casey Donahue. New Kid on the block, Vin Cirello continues to struggle only accounting for 2 receptions this week. Vin was still challenging my guy Rell Bando to 10 1v1s on the Players page. At least then Vin would get targeted 10 times and be a happy man. Cirello did chip in on D with 1 of 3 picks the HW had that proved to be the difference make. Monroe and Twyman accounted for the other 2 picks. PYMB defense kept them in this game as mentioned before with 9 sacks. Form Bo Kreller follower, Cory Chiampi led the team with 4 sacks in his season debut. Jared Genasevich who most consider one of the best flag pullers in DCFFL history had 3 sacks to his name. Justin Francis struggled going 13/28 with 3 interceptions. Francis only threw 6 interceptions last season.
The MOB 26 Grandma's Pain Train 19
Mob squeak out their 1st victory
Captain Garry Gallella Kroll who uses 2 R’s and both his parents last names went 15/20 with 4 total touchdowns in his DCFFL debut vs a struggling GPT. Although Grandma’s Pain Train had lockdown corner Rell Bando, Kroll was able to find 6 different receivers to lead the team to victory. Malachai Williams led MOB with 5 receptions and 3 touchdowns on the day. Where was Bando? B..a..n..d..o and BANDO was his NAME-O. Dante Weldon had a rushing touchdown for GPT and Trevon Tucker added a Pick 6. Tucker and Weldon may be hott commodities come this off season. Rumor has it, Assassins are looking to add them to their superteam next year with the departure of few of their OG’s.
Last weeks record 2-2
Week 3 Predictions
9 A.M.
Silent Assassins 52
Raptors 0
PYMB 38
GPT 0
10:15 A.M.
Heavyweightz 41
The Mob 0
Outlaws 18
Underdawgs 12
Raptors 12 Underdawgs 8
Tony tops Rivas!
Raptors WIN! Raptors WIN! MaMA Nyzio gets Big T his 1st win that was not a forfeit. Nyzio led teams finished 1-9 and 0-10 the last 2 seasons with their only win via forfeit. Underdawgs came into the year showing a lot of promise and Captain Rivas was expecting a good season yet an 0-2 has the Underdawgs down in the dumps! Despite getting 7 total team sacks, the Underdawgs could not stop QB Ronald Periogi when it counted most. Ronald accounted for both touchdowns for the Raptors, running in both. Pierogi credited former GAR Head Coach Paul Weidlich for teaching him the read option which proved to be the difference make and earn the Raptors their 1st win! This game did not produce much more then that, both teams combined for only 9 receptions and 3 interceptions. If either team wants to push for the playoffs, they need to produce offensively. Khairi Carson was window shopping after the game and Assassins captain told him to wait until next year.
Silent Assassin Warriors 40 Popless Outlaws 0
Dunkin Donuts! Dunkin Donuts!
Assassins improve to 2-0 on the year with a dismantling of the popless Outlaws. Captain Pop Pop Williams was missing for the 2nd week in a row. He drops to 0-4 lifetime vs Captain Merc and the Assassins. In 3 seasons, Captain Williams has 2 receptions and is 1 for 1 passing, Pop has not played in a game since 2019 according to our record books if anyone was following on the players page. Pop has more facebook stats on the FFPP and he does bring a whole lot of spice to the players page and we thank Pop for his contributions. Now the game was ALL ASSASSINS ALL GAME! Live Watson continued his dominance going 9/11 and 6 total touchdowns. Zahir Dunell caught 5 passes for 3 touchdowns to lead the offensive assault. Defensively, the Assassins totaled 9 sacks and 7 of those sacks coming from guys over the age of 37. The captain whose looking like a meatball these days still managed 2 sacks but he credits the all stars around him. Nick Budzyn led the D with 3 sacks in his 2022 season debut. The outlaws were led by QB Eric Rattier who went 12/19 and 1 INT. Lucky Williams AKA Ducky Williams made his season debut late in the game going 1 for 3 with a Duck. Antonie Hinkle is rumored to being in talks with the Assassins next season.
Heavyweightz 6 Pylon Your Mom's Busch 2
Heavyweights win the Defensive Battle
Heavyweightz overcame a heavyweight less offensive line that allowed 9 sacks to pull out the week 2 victory and improve to 2-0. Nicky 5 downs was 13/16 with 1 TD to Casey Donahue. New Kid on the block, Vin Cirello continues to struggle only accounting for 2 receptions this week. Vin was still challenging my guy Rell Bando to 10 1v1s on the Players page. At least then Vin would get targeted 10 times and be a happy man. Cirello did chip in on D with 1 of 3 picks the HW had that proved to be the difference make. Monroe and Twyman accounted for the other 2 picks. PYMB defense kept them in this game as mentioned before with 9 sacks. Form Bo Kreller follower, Cory Chiampi led the team with 4 sacks in his season debut. Jared Genasevich who most consider one of the best flag pullers in DCFFL history had 3 sacks to his name. Justin Francis struggled going 13/28 with 3 interceptions. Francis only threw 6 interceptions last season.
The MOB 26 Grandma's Pain Train 19
Mob squeak out their 1st victory
Captain Garry Gallella Kroll who uses 2 R’s and both his parents last names went 15/20 with 4 total touchdowns in his DCFFL debut vs a struggling GPT. Although Grandma’s Pain Train had lockdown corner Rell Bando, Kroll was able to find 6 different receivers to lead the team to victory. Malachai Williams led MOB with 5 receptions and 3 touchdowns on the day. Where was Bando? B..a..n..d..o and BANDO was his NAME-O. Dante Weldon had a rushing touchdown for GPT and Trevon Tucker added a Pick 6. Tucker and Weldon may be hott commodities come this off season. Rumor has it, Assassins are looking to add them to their superteam next year with the departure of few of their OG’s.
Last weeks record 2-2
Week 3 Predictions
9 A.M.
Silent Assassins 52
Raptors 0
PYMB 38
GPT 0
10:15 A.M.
Heavyweightz 41
The Mob 0
Outlaws 18
Underdawgs 12
Week 1 Recap
By Wes Pettebone
(posted Wednesday, August 24, 2022)
Heavyweightz 37 Grandma's Pain Train 0
Heavyweightz derail Grandma’s Pain Train
The Heavyweightz started their campaign for a repeat with a run away train victory 37-0! Nicky "5 downs" Dye was 12/18 and had 4 total touchdowns on the day according to the stats. In his Heavyweightz debut, Vinnie Cirello had 3 receptions and 1 touchdown on the day. Craig Nilsson led the defense with 5 sacks of the teams total 11. Ryan Womack chipped in with 2 INT and 1 went for a touchdown. GPT had no answer for the heavyweights, behind new signal caller Steve Homza who was 7/13 with 2 interceptions on the day.
Silent Assassins 44 Underdawgs 6
Assassins moss the underdawgs for their 1st victory
The Assassins started their revenge tour with route of the Underdawgs. The Dawgs had no answer for Live Watson who went 13/17 with 5 total touchdowns. Behind a great run game from Nightrain, Dlron Simmons had himself a day with 6 receptions and 2 touchdowns. Dlron was quoted after the game saying “Vinnie who?,We got Dellllllllll-RON!” The Underdawgs had an underwhelming day on offense with not many positive plays and QB Jaylen Stockton found himself running for his life most of the game. He did finish 6/16 1 TD/1 INT. Defensively for the Assassins, Captain Merc had 1 INT and the team totaled 4 sacks.
Outlaws 28 Raptors 6
Outlaws outlast the Raptors in the 2nd half
At half the game was tied 6-6 and it looked like the Raptors were going to start 2022 with a win! However, the Outlaws spoiled that in the 2nd half, scoring 22 unanswered as the Raptors struggled. QB Eric Rattier returned going 12/15 with 2 touchdown passes. Mykell Powell added 2 rushing touchdowns. Rahj Dixon and Kaseem McCree led the defense with 3 sacks each. The only bright spot for the Raptors was a pick 6 from Austin McClure. Raptors had a lack luster offense where their quarterbacks combined for a 3/9 stat line.
Pylon Your Mom’s Busch 30 The Mob 0
Your Mom’s Busch smothers the MOB
Pylon Your Mom’s Busch aka Pylon Busch was all over the MOB early and often welcoming the new team to the league with a shutout. Justin Francis continued his love for younger brother Jeremy connecting with him 3 times and 2 touchdowns. Francis finished 11/19 with 4 touchdown passes. Defensively, Pylon Busch had 7 total sacks with King and Williams accounting for 2 each. The Mob had no answer as Zakee Nettles who was cut by Pylon Busch started at QB and only lasted one series going 0/3. After that, Gerson Peralta stepped in going 4/13 in his DCFFL debut. Only upside for the MOB was they held PYMB to 6 points in the 2nd half.
Week 2 Predictions
9 A.M.
Silent Assassins 34
Outlaws 6
Raptors 6
Underdawgs 13
10:15 A.M.
GPT 19
MOB 7
Heavyweights 24
PYMB 8
Heavyweightz derail Grandma’s Pain Train
The Heavyweightz started their campaign for a repeat with a run away train victory 37-0! Nicky "5 downs" Dye was 12/18 and had 4 total touchdowns on the day according to the stats. In his Heavyweightz debut, Vinnie Cirello had 3 receptions and 1 touchdown on the day. Craig Nilsson led the defense with 5 sacks of the teams total 11. Ryan Womack chipped in with 2 INT and 1 went for a touchdown. GPT had no answer for the heavyweights, behind new signal caller Steve Homza who was 7/13 with 2 interceptions on the day.
Silent Assassins 44 Underdawgs 6
Assassins moss the underdawgs for their 1st victory
The Assassins started their revenge tour with route of the Underdawgs. The Dawgs had no answer for Live Watson who went 13/17 with 5 total touchdowns. Behind a great run game from Nightrain, Dlron Simmons had himself a day with 6 receptions and 2 touchdowns. Dlron was quoted after the game saying “Vinnie who?,We got Dellllllllll-RON!” The Underdawgs had an underwhelming day on offense with not many positive plays and QB Jaylen Stockton found himself running for his life most of the game. He did finish 6/16 1 TD/1 INT. Defensively for the Assassins, Captain Merc had 1 INT and the team totaled 4 sacks.
Outlaws 28 Raptors 6
Outlaws outlast the Raptors in the 2nd half
At half the game was tied 6-6 and it looked like the Raptors were going to start 2022 with a win! However, the Outlaws spoiled that in the 2nd half, scoring 22 unanswered as the Raptors struggled. QB Eric Rattier returned going 12/15 with 2 touchdown passes. Mykell Powell added 2 rushing touchdowns. Rahj Dixon and Kaseem McCree led the defense with 3 sacks each. The only bright spot for the Raptors was a pick 6 from Austin McClure. Raptors had a lack luster offense where their quarterbacks combined for a 3/9 stat line.
Pylon Your Mom’s Busch 30 The Mob 0
Your Mom’s Busch smothers the MOB
Pylon Your Mom’s Busch aka Pylon Busch was all over the MOB early and often welcoming the new team to the league with a shutout. Justin Francis continued his love for younger brother Jeremy connecting with him 3 times and 2 touchdowns. Francis finished 11/19 with 4 touchdown passes. Defensively, Pylon Busch had 7 total sacks with King and Williams accounting for 2 each. The Mob had no answer as Zakee Nettles who was cut by Pylon Busch started at QB and only lasted one series going 0/3. After that, Gerson Peralta stepped in going 4/13 in his DCFFL debut. Only upside for the MOB was they held PYMB to 6 points in the 2nd half.
Week 2 Predictions
9 A.M.
Silent Assassins 34
Outlaws 6
Raptors 6
Underdawgs 13
10:15 A.M.
GPT 19
MOB 7
Heavyweights 24
PYMB 8
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